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I Hope I Don’t Ever End Up on a Daytime Talk Show About This…

If you know me, you know that I enjoy terrible jokes. No, I don’t just have to be on stage to tell them either. I actively seek out places to

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Potential logo?

Gonna tinker and add something. But it’ll take a few more ____ before I figure it out. Tell me about on IG!

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I’m one of the Top 50 Best “Undiscovered” Comedians in the USA.

Fight me. Uh…I mean, discover me! Yeah, that’s it… I never get tired of saying it, even though I’m normally neither here or there about features or awards. I still

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#selfsucksunday

This is my first time doing this love after an event. Just try to be cool. Hello, internet. My name is Randall. I am a comedian in Las Vegas. Yup.

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DEADASS PODCAST 53: Ellen Dances Weird

Shout out to our most recent sponsor, Busbud! The Deadass podcast wouldn’t be possible without ’em. When I’m not thinking of reasons why I can skip leg day, I’m always

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DEADASS PODCAST 52: BAMA DRAMA

First off…a word from our sponsors. This is definitely an Ad. I totally stand by it! But you should know, that it’s totally an ad, okay? Cool! When I’m not

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DEADASS PODCAST 51: Holocaustogram

There’s a hologram out there for each and every one of us, playboy. Also, we discuss what we’d have to change the name to if it came down to it.

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DEADASS PODCAST EPISODE 50: RAISE UP

Some bitch had the nerve to eat her breakfast all types of loud and shit. SMH. Here’s you motivation to maintain your station. Thanks for listening!

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DEADASS PODCAST 49: Money Emoji

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fuckery, already in progress… I’m happy that I’m still able to make this podcast for you. It’s been a long time coming

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Welcome! Are you wearing clean underwear or are you a coward?

The answer might surprise you.